The child I babysit sometimes is 5 years old. Last time I went to take care of him I noticed he has this awesome painting of the moon...
I think you just invented Choose Your Own Adventure books.
santa saw you reading all that gay porn
so does he want recs, or…?
It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.”
- you’re allowed to contradict yourself
- you’re allowed to seek attention or approval
- you’re allowed to express negative opinions
- you’re allowed to be an ass sometimes
- you’re allowed to talk about yourself
- you’re allowed to fuck up
- you’re allowed to be insecure
It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never