ironxwilled:

sovietxprincess:

If you’re a guy who likes looking at pictures of naked girls but loses respect for a girl if she posts a naked picture of herself, you can get lost

How many times can I reblog this

(via naturepunk)

sabrielhasablog:

coyote-fur-and-leather:

sabrielhasablog:

nobodycars:

bobbyhoying:

giantspacefetus:

My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

No, it’s…

marandart:

Writing affords me an outlet for my aggressive habit of romanticizing real life.

(via naturepunk)

novakian:

  • you’re allowed to contradict yourself
  • you’re allowed to seek attention or approval
  • you’re allowed to express negative opinions
  • you’re allowed to be an ass sometimes
  • you’re allowed to talk about yourself
  • you’re allowed to fuck up
  • you’re allowed to be insecure

subfront:

"Sit the fuck down …nobody leaves till I get my nip"

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

  • Me: Fucking die already
  • Me: I swear to jesus if I die one more time
  • Me: I'M GONNA KILL A MAN I FUCKING DIED AGAIN
  • Me: Oh shit hottie alert
  • Me: Move bitch, get out the way
  • Me: *high pitched screaming*
  • Me: Load already
  • Me: uNACCEPTABLE
  • Me: I'm fucking done. Done. Done with everything.
  • Me: *turns off console*
  • Me:
  • Me: *turns console back on*
  • Me: God fucking dammit.
heyteenbookshey:

There was a time when I was intensely into Animorphs, and this book was basically a dream come true for little Allyx who wanted nothing more than to turn into animals and fight aliens. Then I morphed into a fly and those JERKS caught me in a box and let me out after the morph was permanent and it was very traumatic.
I’ve sworn off Choose Your Own Adventure-type books ever since.
-Allyx

heyteenbookshey:

There was a time when I was intensely into Animorphs, and this book was basically a dream come true for little Allyx who wanted nothing more than to turn into animals and fight aliens. Then I morphed into a fly and those JERKS caught me in a box and let me out after the morph was permanent and it was very traumatic.

I’ve sworn off Choose Your Own Adventure-type books ever since.

-Allyx

It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.

Urban Dictionary definition of unrequited love (via unpresentable)

(via paramorree)

desidere:

so in sum:

  • beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
  • laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
  • on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
  • on taylor swift’s birthday
  • when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album 
  • thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
  • on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit

y’all literally could never 

(via foxchaos)

jinglefastersherlock:

my cousin has twin sons named flynn and ryder and i said “your sons names are flynn…and ryder…?” thinking it was just a funny coincidence and she looked at me kind of ashamed and whispered “i just really like tangled”

(via lesbianmorrigan)

thegeekcooks:

This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

(via borinq)

notchicken:

I’m sorry I called you ‘dude’ I didn’t know you were a pansexual gender fluid non-binary moca frappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cylinder and leather grip swiss army knife 

who identifies as female 

(via foxchaos)

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

chillingwithblueivy:

Superpower

OH MY JESUS I NEED AIR

(via foxchaos)

What to say during sex

  • ooh
  • ee
  • ooh ahh ahh
  • ting
  • tang
  • walla walla bing bang

(via jamesbrando)